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Cloud Raider
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I got 2 FML's

1: When I was 12 and I made a joke after the teacher. Then after 2 hours, during lunch time I was looking up at the sky thinking about something and all of a sudden a girl comes in and hugs me for the first time. As soon as I noticed that she was hugging me, I freaked out cause I was not used to hug as I said that it was my first time

2: I was walking with my big brother and 2 little cousins. I am talking to my brother and we are laughing while on our way to Tim Hortons. Along with us, my cousin is laughing too and she is looking up at us. All of the sudden, We heard a voice. So we stop laughing and looked back and notice that my little cousin walked into the pole while looking at us like this: I was suppose to take care of her .-.







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everything.

You're a bum.

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when i was 10 and i opened the changing room door and there was a naked lady FML..

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The StaIker wrote:when i was 10 and i opened the changing room door and there was a naked lady FML..

THAT WAS ME! Jk.

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I was putting in the salmon in the little mini oven I just turned on. I felt the air inside to see if it was warm enough, even though I just turned it on. I then decided to touch the wire burner thingies to test if they were on, and then burned my finger. The oven light was on, and I knew that, I just had to touch the freaking wire things. wthiswrongwithme.


FML, my finger is now slightly burnt.


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During a holiday trip to Europe my family and I went to this church ( I think..) and after an hour of touring my dad was walking somewhere so I followed him. Anyways, I said ,'' Hey!'' and held on his leather jacket, but when he turned around I realized it wasn't him. The person I clutched looked at me awkwardly and I had to withstand the rest of the day to be humiliated by my sisters.
It turned out, I passed my dad and he ended up being a yard away from me. >.<

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I left a six year old alone in my room with glitter

*ml

YOU just SAW that.
I just STALKED that.

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when my phone fell in the toilet. RIP IPHONE 4S.<3

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When My friend emailed me this

Rick Roll girl wrote:

Click this link before watching the video Ann:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


I clicked it and told my friend.FML.

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I got two.

1. When i was walking up to my friend during class [she sits next to my crush] and i sat on her lap [we sit on eachother alot ] so she pushed me off and i ended up tripping over my crush and sitting on his lap, with my arms around his neck, and his face was right next to mine. I stayed away from him for weeks.

fml.. just.. just fml.

2. In the same class, [but different day] i was sitting next to my crush, and we were looking at stuff from madagascar, and there was this see through frog, it scared the crap out of me so i hid under my desk until it passed, and he looked under the desk at me and actually talked to me (: DD) but he was laughing, he said "what are you doing?" so i said
"I'm scared" and he actually smiled + play-slapped me (': and he called to his friend across the room and everyone stared at me.

Atleast he talked to me :*

edit: added stuff and spelling.

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Today I was standing next to my crush, in the computer lab, and I thought it was my friend, so I took his hand and sat him down in the chair next to me. turns out my friend was across the room, and i looked over and almost had a heart attack.
I'M SUCK A LOSER, FMLL.

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One of my best friends, Paul, is moving at the end of the year ): FML.

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I needed to wash clothes for school but we ran out of laundry detergent so I thought maybe instead I could use dish soap. Well that wasn't very smart because the whole laundry room filled with soap. My parents were pissed! haha fml

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Losing my best friend.

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I was doing Bloody Mary at my friend's last night and I actually saw her. I freaked out. Never doing that again -.-

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